Hello there!~~~~
Ah, so a beta version, huh? So it's not complete yet?
You better. I mean, seriously, this title screen looks like piss. The cloud effects are cool though, but I think they might be stayovers from Emerald?
....None of these hacks are, are they?
This isn't a good sign.....
Oh dear lord, he's making a crossover. This is bound to go well.
I kinda like this though. He's like saying "I don't care if you love it or hate it, it was fun for me to make". At least that's how I'm taking it anyway. Though I may just be putting words in his mouth.
Crossovers? Blahs? OH NO ARE WE ENTERING 2007 EVERYONE HIT THE DIRT AND START WATCHING NAPOLEON DYNAMITE OR SOME SHIT IT'S TIME.
Yep, I'm totally throwing my actual self in there. There is no escape.
Fuck yeah I am
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But.....didn't you say this was the beta? Is it.....a completed beta?
Oh man, not even into the game itself and there's already a self-insert. There will be many more inserts and references coming, folks, so hold onto your hats.
LIKE THIS FOR EXAMPLE. Black fucking Mesa teleported itself to the goddamn world of Pokemon. Shit, is the Combine gonna be involved?
This is apparently a proven statistic. I don't know how they'd go around deciding that. Maybe from what league champions grew up in which regions?
But....what about non-evolving Pokemon? Are you saying they are weak? Arceus, the god of all creation, would like to speak with you.
I actually find this pretty fucking plausible. Especially for Pokemon like Charmeleon. I mean, when they evolve into Charizard, they gain wings. That's got to hurt.
ZYDRATE????!!! Okay Hinkage gets props for having great taste in cult musical phenomenon.
.....Wait, does this mean this is a Repo/Half-Life/Pokemon crossover? Jesus.
Fuck I wonder if Repo and Half-Life have been crossovered besides this. That's your homework tonight, kiddos, write it
I CAN'T FEEL NOTHIN AT ALL~~~~
Quiet, Mom, I'm watching Repo The Genetic Opera.
Oh crap, I'm a tragic character, aren't I?
Ouch. So we're already killing Pokemon, huh?
Calling it now, Daddy-o works at Black Mesa. Daddy's the Repo Man I can feel it. Also, you mean Arceus, mom. Unless you're part of the religion of the Helix fossil or something.
Wait. Is this a reason for your protagonist to be mute? This could be like Selective Mutism or something.
TIME IS A CONSTRUCT AND A STUPID ONE AT THAT!
RIGHT AFTER WE JUST GOT DONE DISCUSSING YOUR FATHER BEING DONION RINGS. Or gone. Gonion rings
.There's a Gamecube hooked up to the TV. Let's see what's inside....
Have fun with your Melees. I'll be sitting over here with my Lucases, Solid Snakes, and Sonics, boi.
... or maybe I killed my dad??? Who thought it was a good idea to give me a Death Note?
Appropriate edgelord music
Poor Mom. She shouldn't be apologizing. I know it's not her fault
Mama goes and gives us Cut, even though we don't have any Pokemon yet.
Finally I can get out of this house and start my journey....
Oooooor maybe I should go back inside.
Yes, those are dead Skitty
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Ah look, options. I decided on the second one because....I dunno, I just did.
Heard about what, sir?
Cripes, that's scary!
Dude, don't worry, I feel ya bro.
I thought this name sounded familiar, and guess what?
It's a reference to the game LA Noire.
Fuck you, I'm gonna get as involved as I like!
Finally, I can wander around the town!
Here we have the human version of Hexxus from Ferngully murdering nature.
Another real life rom hacker insert character. I didn't screencap it but he's a ROM Hacker that has never successfully finished a ROM hack. Poor dude. U tried.
Here we have a nurse that heals our non-existent Pokemon.
NOTHING WRONG HERE.
Ah yes, the town name is Kokiri Town. At least he ganked it from an amazing video game series.
CUTLERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE! 
Cutlerine created Pokemon Snakewood, the first game my buddy Dan LPed.
Check it out!
This kid seems to be too lenient on ROM hacks. I mean, it doesn't hurt to be idealistic but I've seen some shitty ROM hacks in my life.
Gross! But beggars can't be choosers.
He does not give me a Pokemon. I hate you.
Oh god, this smells of finely-aged memes. Pair with a glass of champagne.
Well, there's not much left we can do here. There's a tunnel near the bottom of the town but that requires HMs to go through. So...
Fatal.Our rival is a mondo edgelord. It's not a phase, mom.
Also fuck you, I can go outside when I please.
Aw, sweet! Floor Pokemon!
.....Not so sweet.
I had to buy my first Pokemon. This is not fair.
But Dunsparce is cool.
CASH MONEY MILLIONARE, BITCH!
Damnit, I was just robbed, wasn't I?
We'll find out on the next episode of.....Pokemon Hyetology. Where I'll probably get decimated by wildlife. Stay tuned!
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